A treat for your treasure
Wow these things are sooooo good. You'll look good buying them and everyone will think you're awesome! Your life is about to change. Don't you love your dog? I bet you don't... unless you fill out that form over to the left. Yeah... look at that. Buy that and you'll be showing the world your dog is great. He is great, right?
We're small and special and treat every order by hand... fill out the form on the left and we'll be in touch about delivery. You'll be loving small business... and the EARTH!